Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Good-bye Moto!

IOWA PARK - V. Moto Rola, 3, passed away 'piecefully' on Tuesday, February 19, 2008 in Iowa Park. Funeral Services will be held at a later date under the direction of you know who funeral home. Burial will follow at the IESI Landfill at a date shortly after the funeral.
V. Moto Rola was born, August 12, 2004 in Iowa Park to his owners W. Lynn and Kim Dawson Dutton. He lived an adventurous life as the phone of a funeral director, making certain that each call was received promptly and without interuption, except for the times he was in an area of 'less bars in more places.' He took pride in the many ringtones he stored and played to their fullest potential with each and every one of his owner's friend's calls. He would be missed, but his owners have replaced him, and his twin sister, V. Mota Rola with brand new Blackberry Curves. Moto is preceded in death by many friends and family including his parents, Original Moto Rola and Old Moto (Flip) Rola.

Survivors include his cousins, Red Blackberry and Titanium Blackberry of Iowa Park.

Memorial donations may be made to the Lynn and Kim Just Bought Blackberrys Foundation (LKJBF) at 300 East Cash St. Iowa Park, TX 76367.

-approved by Farley Wells, CMDI, who thinks you still have to crank the phone to make it work.

12 comments:

Kassie said...

U nerd

Anonymous said...

You're hilarious!!! As an English teacher, I find your posts are quite articulate and amusing. Hope you enjoy your "new family" memebers.

Janet Anglin

jay5in said...

Wouldn't that be LKJBBF

Mandy said...

Once again Wow is appropriate! I do love your sense of humor! Congrats on the new phones!

Lynn said...

Mandy: Thank you; Jason: No it's LKJBF because the brand BlackBerry is one word; Sis. Janet: Thank you and I can't let this pass, you actually spell memebers, members; I was approached by the English department at MSU to major in the subject when I was in college. I'm just pickin' at you:) Kassie: Thank you, I try!

Anonymous said...

Oh no! How could I have made such a DUMB mistake?! Please keep in mind....I'm typing with one good eye and one bad eye. You're still so funny!!

Lynn said...

You crack me up Sis. Janet!

Madison S. said...

So is this the big thing that was happening in a few weeks???? Your blog does make me laugh
Thanks Lynn

Linda Elms said...

I agree with Janet on this! You have a great way of "telling stories". Maybe you should write a book or own your own newspaper! On the newspaper...you would need to be the MAIN EDITOR! LOL! I would love to have a paper that told the "stories" from your perspective! It would be fun! :)

Lynn said...

Julie: no, still not what is going to happen:) Sis. Elms: I think I would enjoy having a newspaper, and with Farley partnering with me, there's no tellin' what would happen!

Anonymous said...

lol-I saw kims new phone, thats a nice upgrade-mikki

jay5in said...

Lynn I know the brand BlackBerry is one word, but the word bought is also one word :).

Lynn and Kim Just Bought Blackberry's Foundation

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