Well, Freddie's freed and living a new life in the great outdoors across the block, and all was well in the young Dutton household.....until I came in from freedom's journey. That's when I discovered that Freddie has a twin brother, Frankie. Frankie is a bit smaller looking, though I only saw him for a minute, but I think he got the brains of the dynamic duo. He seems to have "stick-proof paws." He can run right across the stupid glue trap and never get stuck... there's a show-off in every crowd. So now, the mission focus has changed from Freeing Freddie to just capturing Frankie and if he sticks... well, he might just have to hobble around with a glue trap stuck to him for the rest of his little life in the field with his brother, or dumpster... whichever comes first. We're just hoping there's not a whole Mouse Mafia living here at the funeral home, if so, we may have to break down and buy a cat! If cousin Vinny, the rat, shows up; we'll just have to forget the whole liberal Animal Rights way of thinking and go to the Conservative "NRA" way of thinking if you know what I mean. Happy Hunting to you all on this wonderful Wednesday night.
-approved by Farley Wells, CMDI who has begun an indepth studies on the Mouse Mafia.
3 comments:
LOL! Good luck. I think at last count in our house on Bradford Ct. we had 16!!!! (that included several babies that were outside trying to get in)
OH wow... Please don't tell me that! Kim will never sleep the same again!
Maybe they are thinking of your apartment as the ark? In which case let's hope they are at least both male!! Go ahead and set a few snappy traps(they terrify me~can't use em)and see how many you can get! They like peanut butter BTW.
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