Slow Day

It's a slow day in the industry of death, for which I am grateful. Every now and then it's nice to catch up and be able to relax a bit. With it being a slow day, I thought I'd Google one of my random thoughts to see what I come up with.

Today, I'm wondering what the style of tie I wear says about me. I currently am sporting a blue J Crew tie with wide blue stripes, then smaller white and black stripes. "The Google" says that a person wearing a tie like this tends to be quite obsessive compulsive, tends to be tall, wears a lot of white shirts, or business attire... go figure! This person also tends to let their shoes not shine to their fullest potential. They also tend to be very dry individuals; cracking jokes that only they laugh at, and cherish the rarely received laugh from a friend when the joke is actually funny. They tend to drive older pick-ups and constantly talk about their "next vehicle", like they are going to go out and buy it that day. This type of person, many times chooses gel and hairspray over just one or the other, and becomes extremely upset when the toothpaste is squeezed from the wrong end or when the lid of the toilet is left up.

Wow! Who knew?? Thanks Google, though... I don't see myself in any of these descriptions, aside from being tall.

-approved by Farley Wells, CMDI who wants to know what his yellow with pink poke-a-dot tie says about him. Need you ask, Farley??