It is with regret that we, at Dubya, announce the firing of Farley Wells, Campaign Manager Dubya Inc. It has come to the attention of our Board of Directors that Mr. Wells saw fit to embezzle exactly $23.59 from the coffers of Dubya, Inc's T-Shirt Creation Fund. It has long been the dream of W. Lynn "Dubya" to eventually have a thriving T-Shirt business to help with the promotions of Dubya, Inc. and to give it's follower(s) a way to express their love and appreciation for the humors, subjects, and stands of this blog. "We were nearly there," said an employee who is now jobless, thanks to the greedy hands of Mr. Wells. "We almost had our first 'T'!"It is ironic, the first T-Shirt was going to be a promotions campaign of none other than, Mr. Farley Wells; simply depicting his famous line, "-approved by Farley Wells." However, this will not happen now. No T-Shirts will be made and no promotions will be gained, for Farley Wells embezzled his "fortune" from Dubya.
We will miss his famous line, and hope that one day, there will be another who will pick up the baton he so carelessly dropped, and finish the race he began as Campaign Manager for Dubya, Inc.
Farley, we will miss you, but hope you pay dearly for your greediness, and for all who are still reading, Happy April Fool's Day!! Farley ain't going ANYWHERE!!! IN FACT, expect T-Shirts to go on sale by the end of the month.
-approved by Farley Wells, CMDI who thought this would be a great way to promote our new endeavor. We'll see!
4 comments:
I was wondering where there was any funds for Farley to take. There must be money for embezzelment to take place.
LOL! I thought only "children" played "make believe"!!!! LOL!
Why would Farley embezzel??? Just last week he gave himself a 2 million dollar bonus with ya'lls bailout money.
You are retarded. Are you really going to sell t-shirts? You should. That would be hilarious. BTW....I noticed Kaspri FINALLY has a link. ;)
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