Operation: “MM(Mouse Mafia) Storm” is officially underway. As we speak, an effort is being made to compile the arsenal of weaponry required for an all out attack on the Mouse Mafia. General Sir. Chandler and his Admiral Jorgie have confirmed multiple movements in the Mouse domain and have intercepted several wire chewings and unlawful entries to their DFB (Dog Food Bag).Since approximately 13:22 20-Mar-08, a special task force has been assembling the necessary Chemical and Biological weaponry to stage an all out attack in several undisclosed locations at an undisclosed time. General Sir. Chandler is very vague with his details on this attack, but has sniffed that his master (Dubya) and now, Secretary of Apartment Defense (SAD), Farley Wells, CMDI, have been in talks with a local Task Force and Pests Control Company who are supplying the Apartment with such WMD’s (Weapons of Mass Deductions).
General Sir. Chandler and Admiral Jorgie have expressed their concerns of the danger of the use of weaponry they are not smart enough to fall for themselves, but the war must press on. It is said that the chemical weap
onry may include Vitamin K, an anti-coagulant which, when consumed, may cause interior melting of vital organs. Though this “Vitamin”, as the Task Force calls it, is fatal if consumed by mice, it is proven to not be fatal in dogs, if they are smart enough to NOT consume the whole bait, or at least what would amount to eating an entire Rat, which is a species not yet encountered within the apartment. It is unknown if there may be rats conspiring with the Mouse Mafia at this time, though it has been confirmed that there is a rat terrorist organization within the vicinity of the apartment, known as the Ratibon.Again, at this time, there is no proof that the Ratibon is involved in any activity with the Mouse Mafia, but we will keep you posted as events unfold. All we know at this time is there is a major “Step-up” in weaponry being assembled at this time. We will keep you posted and will break in to regularly scheduled blogging with further developments.
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3 comments:
This is weird... where has TED gone?
Me? Never.... and it's "bu-gock", not bock-bock....LOL!
One weird dude that can write. Can you guess who??? Not to mention a very active imagination.
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