I thank God that I wasn't the Funeral Director for Michael Jackson's funeral. All the hype, constant press coverage, people calling every two seconds, not to mention the added stress from the family. Just not something I would want. I'd rather have the poorest of the poor 10 times over before one service like his. However, I wouldn't have minded selling them this casket, that is if I'd have gotten all the profit off of it. It is literally solid gold. Could retire tomorrow if I'd have landed that one!! Oh well, life goes on.
-approved by Farley Wells, CMDI who is filling out an application for that funeral home. OH BROTHER!!!!
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Nice. But if you had sold that one and got all the profit, you would be way too young to retire. What would you do with the rest of your life. No work, idle hands.
I wouldn't retire... I'd open my own place and show a certain corporation how you're suppose to run a funeral home... you know, showing families true dignity and respect, instead of it all being about how much of a raise the big boys can get every year... OOPS! Was all that out loud?
If I'd have gotten the profit off of it I would have turned this place over to you and retired.
The funeral home that sold this probably will have to wait for his estate to be settled and hope there is enough money left after all his other debts are paid and the families get money from the wrongs he did.
I'M GLAD I DIDN'T HAVE THIS SERVICE. I'M TOO OLD TO FOOL WITH THE SNOBS AND CROOKS IT WOULD HAVE DRAWN OUT INTO THE PUBLIC.
Thanks but no thanks
Didn't mean for that to be anonymous
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