Good Idea, Bad Idea

Good Idea: Being a waiter at a restaurant, seeing a "Chunk of Orange Leftover" on a plate handed out to a paying customer, noticing the "Chunk of Orange Leftover", and removing the plate from the table so that the paying customer will only have "clean" dishes of which to enjoy their meal. Tip 20%

Bad Idea: Taking that same "Chunk of Orange Leftover Plate" around the table while scraping the chunk off with your fingernail and setting it back down in front of another paying customer, at the SAME TABLE, and then denying the action when confronted. Tip: .01%

Did you think we wouldn't notice, Mr. Chunk of Orange Leftover Scraper Waiter Guy? Have you not seen the video in Health Class with the little creepy crawly things on the underside of a fingernail that can infect millions to bring about the plague and world panic? You should be fired, you disgusting person, not only for your action (though gross) but for lying about the action to cover your backside! What a childish, unhealthy, uncaring, thing to do!!

For all who wonder, this was at a local restaurant in Wichita Falls named Jalapeno Tree. I know, I'll never go back! It used to be good, but not anymore. Since management changed, it hasn't been the same. May you go the way of so many other poorly managed restaurants in our great city, Jalapeno Tree. Out of Business.

-approved by Farley Wells, SAD-CMDI who, ironically, has food poisoning today.