A Few Changes

Tonight, I have returned from the "lovely" Lufkin, Texas; where I helped out with Wednesday's singing. I would have loved to stay gone longer, but I had to get back for work, yay. So, tonight I'm home, without Kim, who is still in Lufkin. I'm bored. I realized that I need to announce a few changes to Dubya, Inc. Some I've already made and just haven't had time to talk about them.

Change #1: In an effort to maintain the highest quality of blog, Farley and I have decided to do away with out-of-date blogs. These blogs must have not updated within a six (6) month period. They will be placed on my list of "Expiring Blogs" for a total of 30 days. From that point, they will be deleted from Dubya, Inc.

Change #2: I am retiring the "Mouse Mafia Count." It seems as if we have finally conquered the evil little creatures so therefore, to make room for the future, I must retire this picture and count. As a trickle-down effect, this will eliminate a portion of Farley's Title. Currently, Farley is known as Farley Wells, SAD-CMDI. SAD: Secretary of Apartment Defense; CMDI: Campaign Manager Dubya, Inc. With this change, we will drop the first portion of his title off, which will leave his official title to be as follows: Farley Wells, CMDI.

Change #3: It is a sad day at Dubya, Inc. We regret to inform you of the last change to our blog. Ted Thankful Turkey was in a tragic accident a few days ago while on a hunting expedition with Farley and Farley's good friend, Dick Cheney. I'm not even sure what they were hunting , but Ted was in Dick's line of fire and was shot, dead. I've heard this isn't the first time something like this has happened with the Vice President. So, to Ted's turkey family, we are sorry for this unfortunate "accident." We regret any hard feelings this may incur upon our blog from your family. Ted was truly a thankful and faithful employee of Dubya, Inc. Farley learned to be thankful though, funny how even in death, Ted has taught us so much. Good-bye Ted Thankful Turkey. You will be missed.

So, there you have it, all the changes thus far. We hope to continue to provide the quality of blogging you have come to expect from Dubya, Inc and hope that you continue to enjoy the pointless writings of Farley and myself.

-approved by Farley Wells, CMDI who is starting to get nervous with all of the "shake-up" going on.