Jorgie, Satan's Wiener Dog, has struck again!! This time, not on a purse or anything "Kim" but on poor, defenseless crickets. Each and every day, I take both dogs out to do their business and Chandler does, but Jorgie, Noooo.... she's got to chase crickets around. Not that I am a "cricket-rights activist" or anything, I really appreciate all the torture that Jorgie bestows upon all the little "Jiminy's" out there. What's gross about the whole thing is, she chases them down, roots them out of the yard and then chomps them down in one bite!! We came in the other morning and she still had leg stuck in her teeth. I guess its a good source of protein but Jorgie come on, that's just sick! So, beware all ye million crickets, this great "Cricket Season", Jorgie is on the prowl! She will hunt you down and silence that annoying chirp you so boldly profess!!-DIE CRICKET!!!! uh.... OH, approved by Farley Wells, CMDI
7 comments:
YUCK! Oh well, that's one less cricket to have to deal with. Eat to your hearts content!
Gross!!!
Do you let this dog lick you in face after such behavior???
Gross! Molly likes to play with the crickets but I have not seen her eat them yet! I remember someone else eating a cricket when she was little....Kelsey was just a baby and well we turned around and she had a leg hanging out of her mouth!!!! We panicked or we girls may have just started screaming!!!
Um Mandy, I don't let dogs lick me in the face! You don't want to know what else she eats.
And Julie... that IS GROSS!!! A dog is one thing, but a kid, YUCK!!
Sickening!!!
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